This is going to be one of my longest blogs,,,,,

Might aswell get straight to it.

Jon (my mates sisters boyfriend who ive only met twice), messaged me on facebook saying 'Dude lets get some beer and go to Jims', so i thought why not, it beats staying indoors all night. Jon had rang him and Jim said ''yeah thatll be cool, ill ring you back in abit'' (but never did :/)
So i put on a few layers, grab my money and phone and go.

Stopped off at the shop for some Guinnie'

Our train left at 5:45pm, i was expecting it to be abit awkward because we had never really met haha, but nah it was cool, we cracked open a can and headed for Sevenoaks.
We got there and had to wait, so we went to the offie for more supplies, another pack of Guinnie' and 16 cans of Carlsberg and a bottle of 'Vodka' (which turned out to be 22%, half the normal percentage. Went back to the station and cracked open another can. where somehow they lost our connecting train, so another beer and sit around the train arrives. We got on and yeah you can see where this is going....another beer.... 15 mins later we hadnt moved :/ so Jon went to see wa gwan.
Apparantly they ''lost'' the driver, they found him eventually and we were on the way.

Got off the train in Otford, opened another beer and started chatting to these random people.Next stop West Malling....

We stumbled off the train and made our way to jims, which is a 30min walk. Jon fell over 3 times in this distance hahah. Went to the kebab for a burger and picked up some more beer from the offie, Jon stacked it again, with burger in hand, so he scooped it back together (inc snow) and ate it haha.

Got to jims and saw no lights on....... Rang him, no answer, text him, no answer :/
So we hung around his for about 20 mins before we went 'fuck it' and started walking to town. We finally got hold of him and found out he was at his new gf's in maidstone and that hes trying to sort a lift for us (bullllllllshit).

We tried hitchiking hahah, yeah people are really going to pick up 2 drunk guys, one fully hooded and the other a skinhead, but staggering around. We had one woman lock her doors as she came upto the lights hahah.

My memory isnt too good for the rest of the journey, but heres what i recall:

*Stopping at an abandoned house and tring to break into it. Battering ramming the door to no avail.

*Trying to help this van driver get up a hill by pushing the van

*Stopping at a pub for a quick half and a sit down.

*Finding a car with a broken front wheel and the drive shaft hanging off, then stealing a cone and wearing it.

*Finding out the cone belongs to the cops (The 'Police' print on the base gave it away haha, they had gone past us about 5 times on this journey.

We got to town at some time, i really dont know. Finally got to Jims gfs place, where there was about 6 others; The twins Alan and Ant, this emo kid who was getting on my tit, his gf Roxy and Jims gf's daughter. We basically drank and wound up the emo kid (he just didnt have his own opionion on anything, and would agree with you and basically just bulllshited everything), hahah his gf was giving me and jon the eye, which made emo kid follow her everytime she came somewhere with us.

Played some CoD:MW2, pwned Alan and nearly beat Ant.

Finally crashed out about 3-4am on the floor, saw about 20mins of jim then he fucked off to bed. What a cunt.

Woke up about 9 to a load of noise and cold. Sue's (Jims gf) mate was having a baby on the floor above hahaha. The ambulance couldnt get out, up the hill so she had it on her bed (ewww). Then there was about 4 of these mothers in their dressing gowns walking into Sues place (none of them were lookers:() and started having a mothers meeting about shit. I just stayed in the kitchen watching the snow.

A few coffees later and we find out no trains or busses are running :/ but we managed to get a taxi about half way. Stopped off at work for a pint then staggered the 3 miles home.

So yeah, next time Jon says 'Dude lets go see Jim' he can fuck off! hahah. So after all them hours, walking, money, travelling, we saw Jim for about 2 hours.

Still, it was an experience, and Jon is a sound guy.

I just wanna sleep now. Ill add stuff as i remember it.

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